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In this experiment I watch No Strings Attached while I send my morning emails and start the day’s work. My theory: this will be a terrible idea.
- I wanna sex you up is the opening song…
- “Can I finger you?”
- This frat party is why I hate everything
- She wore long johns to a pajama party…clearly she is quirky and the perfect every-girl
- Aww, she went to MIT
- The dude from New Girl is in this…oh, and he looks awful
- She took him to her father’s funeral for a first date
- ..the dude from New Girl now looks better
- 90210 reference: the Peach Pit
- He works for High School Musical? Good grief
- I don’t know how much longer I can do this…it would require me paying attention to it. Is that something I really want to commit to? I’m just feeling so many strings attaching to me…like around my neck especially
- Damn, and I really like Kevin Kline. Now he is playing a dad who bones Ashton’s ex…
- The strings are getting tighter…
- Ludacris is in this too? Why?! How is that necessary?
- “I’m going to call every girl in my phone until someone decides to have sex with me.” <—-GUHHHHH
- WHOA! Mindy Kaling is in this - YAAAAY (most likely only yay to come from this whole fucking thing)
- wait, wait, wait
- “We’re having sex.”
- I hate this, can’t do it. Cutting the strings.
End experiment.
