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This morning, in the middle of being super productive, the internet decides to give me the silent treatment. Unsure of what I could have done to anger Internet, I immediately tried to appease it by unplugging, replugging, shaking, asking nicely, walking away, walking back…nothing.
I was internet naked.
I tell you, it is a vulnerable position to be in. I stood there in the middle of my apartment stark (internet) naked and felt like at any moment someone could walk in and totally take advantage of the situation.
- They could post something incriminating on Facebook that I wouldn’t be able to delete!
- A sale could be happening, but only for the next 12 minutes!
- I might miss a Steve Martin tweet!
Yah, scary shit. Luckily, it turned back on about twenty minutes later. Just in time for me to see that Coachella had sold out in less than an hour.
